📖 "I'm reading a book"

(In reality, they're wasting time scrolling through their phone.)

⏰ "I'll wake up at 5:00 AM tomorrow to study"

(Alarm off, 10-hour sleep mode ON.)

🧐 "Studying is easy, I solved all the tests"

(In fact, they marked 9 out of 10 questions using the "random guessing" method.)

🚫 "I won't bring any cheat sheets to the exam"

(Later, you can notice writing on their hands, sleeves, papers, and even feet.)

🤓 "I don't get stressed at all"

(On exam day: "No, I've forgotten everything!")

🏋️ ♂️ "I'll start exercising as soon as I get into university"

(In reality: "I'll rest today and start tomorrow..."  And this plan repeats every day.)

🎓 "I'll only study on a state grant"

(After the results come out: "Well, private universities are good too...")

🤓 "Once I get into university, I'll learn everything"

(In reality, right before exams: "Does anyone have class notes?")